A Hot Story

So, this one time I was on the internet and I saw this single woman who said she was "Looking for a Hot Time". I sent her a message and said I was interested, before you know it we had a date set at a nice restaurant in her town. I drove several hours and to my surprise, when I showed up she looked just the same as in her pictures. We had dinner and it was great all around.

Afterwards, I invited her back to my hotel room and she was happy to accept. Within seconds of closing the door behind us, she threw her bags down, her clothes off and we started making out. Then she got down on her knees and unzipped my pants, grabbing my penis in her hands assertively. She reached in her purse and pulled out a large plastic container of Frank's Red Hot sauce. "What are you doing with that?" I said. "Oh this?" she grinned. "I put that shit on everything". Covering my dick with the sauce quickly, she had the entire thing down her throat within seconds, in what proceeded to be both the best and most painful blowjob I have ever received to this day, devouring every last drop of Frank's Red Hot off my cock. Afterwards, we had great sex all night long until we fell asleep.

The next morning when we woke up, she wasted no time in starting back up, and I didn't either. Throwing her back on the bed and ripping her pants off, I reached towards my travel bag and pulled out a medium sized glass bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce. As she lay with her head back and legs spread wide open, i gently tipped the bottle directly above her clitoris. "Fuck!!" She screamed as she jerked into an almost fetal-like position. "What the fuck was that for??"

I smiled with my bottle of Lousiana in hand and said, "One Drop Does It".